Boo’s Big Break
Nate once famously said of my brother and me, “You’re photoshopping geniuses. It comes so natural to you guys. That, text messaging and gay sex.” As a slight correction I don’t have photoshop. I struggle along with the old PC standby, Paint. It’s not sexy, but it has lead to some of the greatest creations of the young 21st century. In my time I’ve created pictures where two friends were in a cage shoving bats up each others butts, birthday cards where the birthday boy’s head has replaced everyone else pictured, and even my portrayl of the hilarious pun “Bubble Rap.” Another well documented love of mine is taking pictures of the hoard of cats that live at my house. My most famous work is an album entitled “Cats With Stuff On Them,” which is pretty much what it sounds like and was a window for time killing over a winter break. It would only make sense that I sometimes even combine my two loves.
The baker’s dozen fellowship that comes here should remember a couple of weeks ago that I recommended Club Trillion, the Ohio State basketball player’s blog. Well if you take a looky HERE and scroll two thirds of the way down you will see a familiar face. (As a note I know I threw a lot of links at you in this one, but the “HERE” is the important one). TrillCat is a spin on the LOLcat picture series, which in general aren’t usually that funny. I emailed Mark Titus the picture, and the next afternoon I awoke to find he actually responded to me, and had made Boo his facebook profile picture, and status. With coaching from Vanish, I had a little back and forth with Titus over the last few weeks and he has invited myself and Vanish to move out to Ohio and join his entourage. Parts of that last sentence are true, and parts are false. The truth is Vanish did advise me on my email correspondance. The lie is that Titus did not invite Vanish to join his entourage, only me.
Club Trillion gets thousands and thousands of hits a day, so it’s only a matter of time before Boo leaves this small town for the big time. He’s already got agents calling up, studios looking to get his life rights, and biddies coming around the house looking for a little somethin-somethin. I can only hope he remembers his humble roots and where he came from. I present to you some of his early work:
With nothing else to say, I will now go run on the treadmill because I’ve been sexiled from my own room by my brother and his beau.
