December 2008
12 posts
"If You Don't Expect To Much From Me You Might Not...
I’ve been listening to Hey Jealousy by Gin Blossoms pretty much non stop for the last couple of days. I don’t really know why. I heard it waiting at the McDonalds Drive Thru and it’s just been in my head. Moving On…
“Give it a rest, trying to turn this night into anything more than it is, which is new years eve, which is the biggest single let down of a night every...
What Is The Moral Of A Story Without Morals?
Let me start off by saying I’m now critically acclaimed:
Bonnie Dortch Moskowitz wrote at 10:12pm
I enjoyed reading your blog!!!!!!!!!exclamation point
The last two days have been endless trips to and from Manhattan with sleep scattered throughout. Friday was Ali’s Birthday party in the city (I suppose she gets a shoutout because she’s probably the biggest fan of this....
My Christmas Gift To You!
Christmas day if you’re jewish is a weird day. There’s no reason it should be a day out of the ordinary for us, but it is. My mom has already declared that it’s Christmas Day so we should go celebrate it with Nanny. I get the sentiment, but at the same time I don’t. As I’m writing this my friend Ben just texted me, “Happy Thursday.” I think that sums up this day to us as a people best.
Last night...
I Can Never Say The N-Word Again
While in the middle of summing up the events of Chanukkah, The Met and Dinner(s) the N key broke off my keyboard. I tried to soldier on but it was annoying. Then I broke off the little rubber pressy thing and things took a turn for the worse. I’m off to try and solve this conundrum and possibly see a movie. Hopefully I’ll figure out how to remedy this situation and finish this up...
DISCLAIMER
I’m not going to say I have a following, but I do know that there is about 5 people to my knowledge that read what I write here. Most of said people I speak to on a daily basis, but either way I want to make it abundantly clear that I’m not making fun of my family or any friends mentioned here. (Except for the cats because they’re just a bunch of pussies!!! Oh me!) The openess...
Morning Update
I woke up not so with it this morning. I think this was partly hangover from my friend Fudge’s surprise party in B-More last night, partly having to drive home listening to my friend Marc call his friends from Queens and let them know he was SHHHWASTED 5 times, partly due to having my bladder burst waiting for my brother at the train station at 2 AM (which did lead to a lovely conversation...
CVS Trip - Failure
I only agreed to accompany dad to CVS because I needed to get lighters as part of a joke gift for tonight. However I couldn’t find any and my dad didn’t help saying, “I don’t know if I condone that I’d be supporting you smoking. What would you be buying next…” I walked away at that point and didn’t catch the end of what I am sure was a wildly clever...
Yes We Can!
Last night was interesting? I know “interesting” is the cop out word but in this case I am copping out. I saw “Yes Man” under duress. It certainly wasn’t the worst movie ever, but it was on the wrong side of the 50th percentile. I just found it ironic that the moral of the movie was if you take chances on things you don’t want to do, good things will happen. I didn’t want to see “Yes...
Moment of Clarity
I was ready to stop doing this because even I couldn’t see the merit in randomly posting stupid internet videos complete with a pithy comment. If I thought it was a waste of time anyone reading it probably agreed. The problem was there was no direction or focus, but upon returning home last night it hit me…my family. Personally I believe everyones family is as comical, zany and...
“You know what I always say. When you plan ahead you’re prepared for when...”
– Hank Hill
CC Sabathia
160 million over 7 years, up from 140 million over 6 years. I guess CC wanted a logical number like half of his weight. Overall it’s not awful…the Yankees need starting pitching and Pinstripes will be slimming for CC…so win-win. Also when you think that the Yankees just got through paying Giambi 120 Million over 7 years, it can’t be money worse spent than that? Right?...
Blog?
There’s been an internal struggle brewing in me for a couple of months whether I should start doing this. The pros were along the lines that people seem genuinely interested and amused by most of my online antics. The cons centered around the fact that I am generally selective in regards to what I say and do, keeping my success rate high, and this would ruin that. In the same way a lot of...